To visit Dirty Fuck Dolls, the new face of depravity!
Is it just me or does Lauren Pheonix's leg look like the moon. It must be all the craters.
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Oh look, a poinsettia. Does it tell you something that I'm actually noticing plants?
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Hey look everybody, it's Boris Karloff back from the dead! Look it up, it'll be funny later.
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Oh no! She has a run in her stocking, that may make her look trashy!
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Pops would be so proud. |
Is that a tongue ring or are they actually passing candy between each other during the scene.
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Can you smell the Mentos? |
I'm sorry, is that a coffee stain on Venus' boob? |
Ahhh, they should use this picture as a Christmas card to their family and friends this year.
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I don't think I would fuck that ass with someone else's dick. Luckily, I don't have to.
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Nothing says sexy like a gash covered with razorburn!Let's HOPE that's Razorburn! |
Oh! So that's how you get an infected testicle! |
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Ok, that was fun, I had some laughs. Now go buy some porn from me so I can go get some fried chicken and a bottle of Merlot!
